You seem to be one with a bright mind and quick wit. So let me tell you a little tale and maybe you can improve upon it...
I am, as you can tell,a mystical creature called a gnome. My small stature of two spans and my magical nature is quite evident. I have a very long life, unless it is taken from me. I enjoy the company of others of my kind, especially the feminine kind. *wink* My attraction to the lovelier sex has gotten me out of trouble many a time. While seeming the softer, more lovely and charming of our race, they are also the smarter, wiser and devious of mind than a simple male will ever be. Let me explain...
Sitting in a small tavern in the town called Haverness, having lit my pipe, I was enjoying a cup of fine mint tea and a crumbly scone with my good mates Thomas and Walther. Wondering what adventures I might consider embarcing upon. Quietly like a roe walkin thru the woods, the most beautiful gnome woman of my dreams approached. Looked directly at me with a fire in her eyes that made my dinner companions get up and find a place less violent to spend the evening.
I quickly found myself alone and facinated by the murkyness of my tea as I stared into my cup...
"Well if it isn't the wondering fool of Piney Hollow come to taste my wares.." she said softly as she walked around my table.
I found an interesting pattern in the bottom of my cup. I wondered if it was painted that way or just natural. Our Creator made us able to close our eyes and mouths and hold our breaths but short of sticking fingers in our ears and humming we can't shut our ears. So, not being deaf and not wanting to be obviously ignoring her by sticking my fingers in my ears and humming, I quickly thought of something to say. "Good-day, Melody" said I, not looking up, crimsom painting my ears. Never look them in the eyes.Avoid the eyes.Avoid the eyes.Don't let them see your fear.
Silence...Hah, I fooled her...no wait...it is a trap...she is not moving and I can feel her staring at the back of my head.
Breath...1,2,3...breath...It sure is hot in here. I glanced at the fireplace. It wasn't even lit.
My hand shook as I held my tea cup, and I prayed she didn't notice my fear or even smell it. I have never been more frightened in my life. Even when the ghost of Old Man Griffy sat down beside me and lit my pipe for me. I saw my life of freedom being swept away down the raging river of Melody. Wait...I mean the raging river of life.
Hmmm...Swimming in Melody...lying on her shores, drinking deep from her waters, having her...What am I thinking? Another shudder of fear ran in waves down my spinless spine.
What I feared most of all was being caught, trapped like a rabbit in a poachers snare, in marriage. 300 years I lived my life flitting from flower to flower, tasting the sweetness of the buttercups but never diving in. Until the buttercups turned to nettles and started talking to one another and wondering when I would settle down and with whom and then arguing who should "set me straight" then who would want to settle for me...even my mother was a part of this...I was my own gnome. My good human friend Paracelsus said it well..."alterius non sit qui suus esse potest" or for you fine friend "let no man that can belong to himself be of another" that's my motto...
Her hand moved to my shoulder and ran across my back softly touching my neck making every part of me tingle. My back stiffened and so did a few other things, stupid trick knee, my foot kicked the table. I think she could straighten the knots on a hangman's noose. She leaned close to my left ear and wispered "I've got more for you out back...." then it felt like she flicked my ear with her tounge.
Okay, I am a normal gnome and have normal appetites, I did what any male would do in the same situation...I looked her in the eyes and fell into her river. I closed my gaping jaw and saw the beautiful twinkle in her eyes and the promises of love fulfilled and wanted more. She clasped my hand and drew me to the back and out into the evening air.
The stars shone brightly and the moon was full and she asked me "Do you love me?"
Drawn into her eyes I said "Yes, and I will love you forever...""Would you take me as your wife?" She asked, looking at me with that fire in her eyes...consumming my very soul.
In the back of my mind a voice said "STOP!!!...THINK!!"It faded as my passion strangled the voice to stillness."Yes" I said. Eagerly reaching for her."You do?" she asked sweetly blinking her long eyelashes."Yes, I do" I said breathlessly looking at her full wet lips.
She looked away, bashfully stepping back, then head high and shoulders back showing all her beauty, she said "I want you to know I would do this for no one but you."
I eagerly reached with my arms and stepped forward... when she said loudly.."Did everyone hear that?"
A chorus in the dark replied "Aye, the parson agrees..Yer hitched."
It has been 400 years since that day and I never have forgotten it. Marriage is wonderful and Melody is in my heart. My fears were baseless and I am a better gnome for it. I have found that love is a sweet tasting fruit that never loses it's potency. I also know that I still crave it as much as breathing.
Anyways, to quote Paracelsus "All things are poison and nothing is without poison, only the dose permits something not to be poisonous."