Well, First a few simple words...

Cat
Dog
Pig
Boy


Duh....

Well, here goes some silly nonsense...

I have just started this for the deep intellectual thoughts occuring in my head. Sometimes they actually make some sense. I usually have bursts of great ideas and dreams that are suddenly dashed to dust by the misfortunes of life. That's when the real fun begins, I like to make fun of them to distract myself from total dispair. Being a man causes one to internalize his feelings until they leak out somewhere else, you see it in the news all the time.(Read the Headlines...most are about men who have lost it.

I feel that it can be controlled by massive doses of Prozac and/or a glass of milk and a cookie.
Don't laugh..

Don't pick on the advantages of cookies...Don't tell any Scientologists either....they might set Tom Cruise after the Keebler elves...

Real Men don't cry...we swallow our tears and to keep them from causing us intestinal problems we MUST eat cookies...with or without milk,coffee or any preferred beverage. To soak up the tears.... It is a scientific fact reproducible in the lab...drop off a box and see what happens...the majority of women will turn away, eating a celery stick and shaking their head, a man on a strict diet will go for the cookie forgoing the celery every time, except when his significant other is watching. In a large group of men all will at least take one, being sure to leave one for every man.

Men know what happens when the tears aren't soaked up...They read the paper...

While not adkins friendly, it is an important part of a man's diet...

mmmmmmm

COOKIES!

Then next blog will be the advantages of pie and it's effect on society...